Why I think Valentines Day is about as overrated as the VIP section in clubs …

Maybe I’m just a big, bitter lemon? Am I a big, bitter lemon? Bitter lemon or not, I’ve said it anyway. If couples and public displays of affection weren’t agonising enough every other day of the year, they made an actual public holiday to celebrate this!?!? Wait – I’m not a love hater. Everyone likes a little romance, right? I just don’t think a heart…

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Kylie Jenner hid her baby bump for 9 months and I can’t even hide my leftover sweet packets

… fyi, a Haribo and Chocolate buttons combo gives G&T or ham & pineapple a run for their money!   I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but a certain famous family had a certain new arrival last week. (No, I’m not bitter at all that Stormi is only 10 days old and already richer than I’ll ever be.) On February 1st the Jenner and Kardashian…

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Is it really a ban, though?

This post needs a disclaimer so here it is: I AM RUBBISH AT POLITICS! Also, this photo was taken in my home town of Newcastle (Treb = 3 shots) “Why is she writing about politics?” I hear you cry, either because all the posts you’ve read so far on here have been about eyeliner or, you think I must have a death wish. I know…

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It’s been a while since I read a book but this one was great – Disclaimer // Renee Knight

I was hunting through my stuff last week, and I came across this book. The book I started, but along with a collection of others, I never finished. Typical me. Anyways, it was absolutely roasting hot in England last week. Which is unusual. So, I poured myself a drink, took this little bad boy outside, forgot to apply sun cream and for hours, found myself…

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Party in the USA: Two Brits cross the pond

I say Brits but we’re northern. We have funny accents and we don’t wear coats in winter so, we’re kind of uncivilized. I thought I’d do a little post about a month I spent travelling with one of my best palls. Yes, to get some action going on this section of the blog but also (mainly) because … I think I’m coming down with the…

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To buy or not to buy? That is the question

Sod’s law. You run out of almost everything you use, at the same god damn time. Typical! So … I’m no boy. I’m not just gunna use and abuse these products. I thought I’d show them some appreciation by dedicating a whole post to this month’s empties.   Maybe these will inspire you lot with some hunky-dunky-funky new products to try … or not try….

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The Benefit Cosmetics interview and audition process: Everything you need to know!

So, today I received the phone call informing me I have got the job at BENEFITTTTT! There was a lot of excitable screaming at my end, from both me and my mother. I got that excited that I couldn’t actually take in all the info the area manager was giving me, and I ended up having to text him later on to repeat it all….

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